-"Hibiscus"
"Every morning I greet my breakfast; hello toast! wassup eggs! hibiscus!"
-"Amorphous"
"Daddy got laid off at the plant and can't provide A-mor-pho-us."
-"Gelatinous"
"We have to wear knee pads but gelatinous skate without helmets?"
-"benevolent"
"They helped me out benevolent me no money."
-"euthanasia"
"The euthanasia are much smarter than the kids over here."
-"verisimilitude"
"ya know, you look verisimilitude this guy I know."
-"isotope"
"We are always arguin. She say brown and isotope."
-"acquire"
(redneck voice) "Acquire touched my butt!"
-"Pulchritude"
"They says there's diseases in the beef ...and the pulchri-tude!"
"Document"
-"document I is gonna die SOON!?!?"
"syllabus"
-"they need to take all these crack heads, put them on the syllabus and ship em off to crazy land."
"Associate"
-"your cookies are delicious...that other place, their cookies as-SO-ciate!"
or-"lisa thought the cookies were too good...associate dem"
"desirous"
-"ya daisies are comin in fine but desirous just won't bloom."
"cantankerous"
"military dudes know what they doin...you send in the jets to mess up everything and then you cantankerous a dem dudes out...them things are indestructable!"
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